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  Wading. The most common means through which a dry-fly fisherman is transformed into a wet fly fisherman.
    --Henry Beard & Roy Mckie

  The Gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing.
    --Babylonian Proverb

  I will agree that worms are not the ideal bait but if between worms and an empty basket what will you?
    --O.W. Smith

  To capture the fish is not all of the fishing.
    --Zane Gey

  This guy once said to me.."I don't understand why you catch fish, then throw it back in...What's the point?"..I said to him.."Gee..The last time I seen a golfer golf all day..I don't remember seeing him eating his golfballs when he was done...."
    --Unknown

  An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won't let him do it at home.
    --Unknown

  If you catch fish every time....they would call it catching..not fishing..
    --Unknown

  Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives...
    --Gwen Cooper & Evelyn Has

  A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other.
    --Samuel Johnson

  All fishermen are liars except you and me and to tell you the truth, I'm not so sure about you!
    --Unknown

  Some men catch fish. Others simply feed them.
    --James J. Hood

  "In hunting, the finding and killing of the game is after all, but a part of the whole. The free, self-reliant, adventurous life, with it's rugged and stalwart democracy; the wild surroundings, the grand beauty of the scenery, the chance to study the ways and habits of the woodland creatures - all these unite to give the career of the wilderness hunter its particular charm. The chase is among the best of all national pastimes: it cultivates that vigourous manliness for the lack of which in a nation, as in an individual, the possession of no other qualities can possibly atone.
    --Aldo Leopold

  Rivers and the inhabitants of the watery elements are made for wise men to contemplate and for fools to pass by without consideration.
    --Izaac Walton

  Fishing tournaments seem a little like playing tennis with living balls, say, neatly bound bluebirds.
    --Jim Harrison

  Wishing and fishing is not for me, fishing and wishing brings me down on one knee and unless I'm flipping an overhung tree wishing & fishing is just history.
    --Unknown

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